Well this is it. My first post on this site. Will it be exciting? Expertly written? Instrumental in preventing that deadly asteroid from hitting the Earth? (If you don't know about said Asteroid, don't worry about it definitely 100% absolutely totally no Asteroid flying towards us as we speak). The answer to all these questions, … Continue reading Endings and Beginnings
Spiders don't get depressed, which when you think about it is kinda impressive. This is a group of organisms labelled undesirable by at least 7billion apes. These apes will also crush, drown or poison them out of fear, hatred or, in some sadistic cases, entertainment. They are forced to rebuild their intricate houses regularly using … Continue reading 8 legs > 2 legs
Taking inspiration from a close friend of mine, it seems only fit that I write the following soppy post on the end of my Second year at Uni. As with any well-structured piece of writing (given my usual content I am aware of the irony), it is important to go with a theme, an underlying … Continue reading Weapons Grade Nostalgia – Gold under the Dirt heap
The courthouse, much to Xaythre’s amusement, was as bizarre and nauseating on the inside as it was on the outside. A brief description of what lay before them would offer nothing noteworthy; huge staircases that led upwards from the great hall, a desk manned by the insanely keen and clinically depressed guarding the entrance and … Continue reading The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9: Into the courthouse
“WHAT. THE. FUCK. JENNY?!” exclaimed the now rather red-faced Mickey. The quiet Italian bistro sat in shock and intrigue at his out-cry, hoping somehow that a sprinkling of drama could improve their somehow burnt spaghetti. Mickey (I think?) stood glaring over a plate of wet Melanzane and a rather unfazed Jenny, who merely replied with … Continue reading The wonders of the legal system of Stymron 9: Meet Jenny
I am sad. That will probably not come as a surprise to anyone who knows me. After all, any person who can still be seen curled up in bed and rocking out to the theme tune of one of their favourite childhood shows can be considered sad. Given some of my writing, the person this may come as a surprise to is you.
There is no phenomenon more endangered than that of the paradox – an event that should be completely impossible but exists through sheer stubbornness. They are most commonly formed as a by-product of the equally impossible notion of immortality. In 90% of cases, paradoxes go on to contract a strain of acute improbability, quickly imploding … Continue reading The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9
There’s an expression that always floats around upon the start of the new year: ‘New Year, New Me’. For you this could mean eating Healthily, giving up a habit or trying something new. For me it could be going to the gym more, learning how to code, or simply writing regularly on this blog of … Continue reading Appointing a list for dissapointment