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Endings and Beginnings

Well this is it. My first post on this site. Will it be exciting? Expertly written? Instrumental in preventing that deadly asteroid from hitting the Earth? (If you don't know about said Asteroid, don't worry about it definitely 100% absolutely totally no Asteroid flying towards us as we speak). The answer to all these questions, … Continue reading Endings and Beginnings

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8 legs > 2 legs

Spiders don't get depressed, which when you think about it is kinda impressive. This is a group of organisms labelled undesirable by at least 7billion apes. These apes will also crush, drown or poison them out of fear, hatred or, in some sadistic cases, entertainment. They are forced to rebuild their intricate houses regularly using … Continue reading 8 legs > 2 legs

The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9: Into the courthouse

The courthouse, much to Xaythre’s amusement, was as bizarre and nauseating on the inside as it was on the outside. A brief description of what lay before them would offer nothing noteworthy; huge staircases that led upwards from the great hall, a desk manned by the insanely keen and clinically depressed[1] guarding the entrance and … Continue reading The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9: Into the courthouse

The wonders of the legal system of Stymron 9: Meet Jenny

“WHAT. THE. FUCK. JENNY?!” exclaimed the now rather red-faced Mickey. The quiet Italian bistro sat in shock and intrigue at his out-cry, hoping somehow that a sprinkling of drama could improve their somehow burnt spaghetti. Mickey (I think?) stood glaring over a plate of wet Melanzane[1] and a rather unfazed Jenny, who merely replied with … Continue reading The wonders of the legal system of Stymron 9: Meet Jenny

i am sad

I am sad. That will probably not come as a surprise to anyone who knows me. After all, any person who can still be seen curled up in bed and rocking out to the theme tune of one of their favourite childhood shows can be considered sad. Given some of my writing, the person this may come as a surprise to is you.

The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9

There is no phenomenon more endangered than that of the paradox – an event that should be completely impossible but exists through sheer stubbornness. They are most commonly formed as a by-product of the equally impossible notion of immortality[1]. In 90% of cases, paradoxes go on to contract a strain of acute improbability, quickly imploding … Continue reading The wonders of the legal System of Stymron 9